maandag 24 januari 2011

Hey guys, today I've got news from my own country, for those of you who didn't know, the Netherlands.
So apparently there's a type of allergy that makes a man have muscle pains and makes him feel tired after finishing his ehmm "business", even though I still have to meet the first man who starts doing jumping jacks right after ejaculating, I'd have to say that those men should just suck it up (lol, gross not that) and move on.

And hey maybe I'm wrong about the whole thing, but then there's still ONE eenie meenie little question I have about the treatment for this allergy. (As you all know when you were little you had to get flu shots wich contained nothing more than a weakened type of flu to make your body get used to it), and guess what, they're actually doing it the EXACT same way, by injecting, or inseminating if you will, the jizz into the patients bloodstream.. I can't even think of anything more nastier than that, I still do have some unanswered questions though

1.who is donating all that jizz? a superhero with giant testicles? these men know what accepting to this treatment means or are they just forced guinea pigs?
3. was it really necessary to make a real disease out of it? (lol no seriously, they named it Post Orgasmic                 Illness Syndrome)
4. Is this mother natures answer on overpopulation?

leave your comments and make em funny lol

On a side-note; I got a new phone yesterday and this means I'll be able to post alot more in the future, stay tuned!

12 opmerkingen:

  1. lol nice post, glad to hear u got a new phone, looking forward to more quality posts!

    your friend,

  2. Lawl. Don't know what to say, it's both hilarious and interesting. Happy I don't have the allergy!

    Congrats on the new phone!

  3. Thank god I don't have that allergy..

  4. Lol if I had this allergy I would be a sad man

  5. Haha, wow, that is one of the worst diseases you could hope for XD

  6. strange news, I wonder whats up

  7. Intravenously or otherwise, I hope to never have male ejaculate inside me. So far, so good.

  8. Yea, my friend IM'd me about this "disease". I'm still not sure how you can be allergic to something that comes from your own body...also, Injecting myself?...yea, no thanks.

  9. they just need to eat more carbs and do some warm up after/before the action

  10. Good grief. Just take some aspirin for the muscle pains..and for the being tired about a nap. Sounds like a racket to me.

    lol @ "1.who is donating all that jizz? a superhero with giant testicles?"