I'd like to apologize for not coming on yesterday but shit's been getting pretty busy lately so at least you got an explanation.
I just read this article about an Australian cop getting busted while busting a nut..
I know what you're thinking, anyone with a job like that would do it at least 9 times a day all the while fantasizing about that hot receptionist who wouldn't even give him a chance to begin with. But this is just where the weirdness starts, reports say that the policeman was found by colleagues somewhere in the west of Sydney, in his car wearing nothing but a G-string, high heels and bra. I kinda feel bad for this guy because not only does he have to live with the shame of knowing that that special date he planned with aforementioned receptionist will probably just remain a dream, the poor fellow also has to pay a fine of 511 Dollars. To be fairly honest I only thought Japanese anime/manga artist would be crazy enough to think up of a story like that.. Well congratulations Australia; You're slightly less weird than the people who invented tentacle porn..
No offence though ;)